Grease for Peace

If your gonna wear gauchos that look like a skirt, why not wear that damn skirt!

Wanted: A pair of jeans.  Just plain jeans.  Please do not apply if you have one of the following:

Studs, leather, feathers, sequins, rhinestones, jewerly, lace, paint, ‘Whiskars’, acid wash, faded panels, frayed hems, holes, bleach stains, worn spots, appliques, flared, straight leg, boyfriend styled, skinny, boot cut, cropped…you get the idea.  

If any of the above are on you, please do not apply…I can put these things on if I so choose.  But I do not want them.  I want a pair of jeans that are plain, dark blue and comfortable.   

In another rant:

 When  the heck did crops become popular in winter?  And why are they now acceptable for the office?  I mean come on, first of all its winter, second of all if your gonna wear crops on the office, why not wear a skirt?  Am I missing something here? 

Why dose everyone always wear flip flops everywhere?  Isnt anyone afraid of having someone else step on thier foot?  I dont know about you but its conforting to know I have a full shoe/heel on and maybe a sock on to keep my feet clean and free of nasty stuff that is on the floor/ground.  Have you see half of these girls…their feet are black on the bottom.  How can that not be nasty.