Mierda Del Toro…Its a Fine Art

So last time I wrote, I was stuck in the Denver airport. That was a month ago…I’m not keeping to this weekly blogging promise very well. Oh well. Like most of my blogging promises, this one was bound to be broken.

So, my hubby is going to be gone next week for work. Don’t know if I should be happy about it or sad about it. I suppose it will be fun for the first day and a half. Then I’ll turn into a big gooey pushover who misses her hubby. Then I’ll suddenly decide that the only way I could possibly sleep through the entire night is to allow Miss BB to sleep in the big bed with me. Oh, will she feel spoiled?! Then when Mikey gets back home and she is put back in her crate every night, she’ll look at me with that look, the one where her nose is all out of joint and says, “Oh, now since he’s home, YOU DON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE? Bitch!” I bet you didn’t know that Miss BB had the ability to cuss in her looks of death, but she does….oh boy does she!

For instance, here’s a good picture of her saying, “GET THAT LOATHSOME BITCH OF A BEAST AWAY FROM ME!”

Followed by a “Oh Dear God, SHE LOOKED AT ME! That BITCH looked at ME!”

And if you notice in both pictures, poor Scout doesn’t even give a damn that Miss BB is in the crate next to her. Pretty dang funny.

Anyhow, back to the hubby not being here at all next week. I guess that means I can knit and blog in peace without him asking what I am writing about or when I am going to put those needles down. This also means I can watch all my shows without his trigger finger on the remote. Oh yeah, we are really turning into an old married couple all right.

You know, I had something to say on this before I got on Facebook tonight, and I can’t for the life of me remember what it was I was going to say. So here’s to another crappy blog post. To make amends, I’ll leave you all with one more Miss BB picture, this is the one where she is begging, “Please out of all that is holy and dear to you, PLEASE LET ME OUT OF THIS DAMN HALLOWEEN COSTUME! The only art I make is with my SHIT, and if you don’t watch out, my next art piece will BE ON YOUR DAMN BED!”

BTW, I knit that costume for her and she walked all stiff legged in it like she was constipated or something. Gave me a great 5 minute laugh! I love my little Miss BB!

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